Aunt Dolly's Memorial Sonic Barbeque
By Ross Aubrey
Price: AU$24.95
ISBN: 0-9-578527-2-X
Number of Pages: 80
Following on from the hilarious “Suburban Campfire Sing-Along Blues”
here is another side-splitting collection of 60 riotous lyrics to flabbergast
and astound. Health Warning: Medical Authorities advise the ingestion
of beverages whilst reading Aunt Dolly's Memorial Sonic Barbeque may
result in the involuntary filtration of said liquid from one's nose.
Index
1/ Sunday, Bloody Sunday
2/ Who Was The First
3/ To Whom It May Concern
4/ Coonabarabran Blues
5/ To Sleep…Perchance
6/ Periodic Detention
7/ Mrs Twinkle’s Wash Day
8/ Dysfunctional Pacemaker Blues
9/ The Ballad Of A Harmless Green Tree Snake
10/ Keeping My Lifeless Love Life Alive
11/ Too Much Monkey Business
12/ 10 Pm, New Year’s Eve,… 2001
13/ Babe In Total Control of Herself
14/ My Aunt’s House
15/ The Ballad Of Shorty Clackmammon
16/ A Galah Performance
17/ Art For Art’s Sake
18/ Meet ‘Pinky and Perky’
19/ Nymphomaniacs Anonymous
20/ Captain Underpants, Superhero
21/ Occupation: Idiot
22/ Once I Had A Secret Love
23/ She Had Very Nice Legs
24/ I’m The Invisible Man Baby
25/ It’s A Family Affair
26/ The Lonesome Death of Fargo Wayne
27/ If Dunny Seats Could Talk
28/ I'm Sorry Son
29/ My Brilliant Suggestion
30/ My First Rectal Digital Inspection
31/ Sleeping On The Lounge Again
32/ A Cure At Last
33/ The Despicable Dr White
34/ The Honeymoon is Over
35/ Even More Idiot Wind
36/ She’ll Work It Out With Her Girlfriends
37/ Love Bite Blues
38/ My Little Pink Bag
39/ The Mobile Menagerie
40/ Grandpa Needs His Sponge Bath
41/ I Met Her On Probation
42/ My Mate's Snag
43/ And The World, Will Be a Better Place 44/ When Granny Gets The Hiccups
45/ I Wanna Be A Mormon
46/ I Caught Myself a Mermaid
47/ All Things Dumb and Embarrassing
48/ Love Makes The World Go Around
49/ Travellin’ Electric Wheelchair Blues
50/ I Don’t Know What You Did Last Summer
51/ Drunk Enough To Dance
52/ The Avenging Angel of Death
53/ The Protest Hymn of Mr Gripe
54/ Granny Sadie
55/ When I Was Young
56/ Groundhog Day
57/ So Much To Do… So Little Time
58/ Oak or Pine ?
59/ So Very Pleased To Meet You
60/ It Doesn’t Hurt To Be Totally Paranoid
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