When Alien Chickens Attack
By Ross Aubrey
Price: AU$24.95
ISBN: 978-0-9578527-7-8
Number of Pages: 85
A staggering 75 new odes to benefit from, to bewilder, confuse and daze. Read the latest offerings and opinions on such important issues and concerns such as growing old, staying young, sin and debauchery, wholesome hair-removal and the problem with everyone and everything. What should we do when alien chickens declare war?. The answer may or may not lay within.
Index
1/ That Sheila From Wham
2/ Row Your Own Boat
3/ The Sign
4/ My Special Friend
5/ Totally Safari Suited
6/ Thelma At The Bottle Shop
7/ True Confessions
8/ Ethel Groake’s Wedding Night
9/ Subterranean Truffle Inspector 10/ Sensible Dating Guidance
11/ A Few Beer’s Time
12/ So Much Better On-Line
13/ Finally, I’m An OBE
14/ Prehistoric Monster Syndrome
15/ Lucky For Me
16/ The Bi-Polar Bear
17/ Baron Porkenstein’s Boner Juice
18/ Why Bother
19/ Something In The Air
20/ Love At First Sight
21/ Nothing But Fatties And Freaks
22/ Leave It To You
23/ Aunt Dolly’s Memorial Sonic Barbeque
24/ The Underwear Area
25/ The Team Mascot
26/ Aunt Dolly’s Kitchen
27/ The New Miracle Cure
28/ Little Bird On The Hills Hoist
29/ What’s Wrong With You? 30/ Lights, Camera Action
31/ God’s Sunshine
32/ Backward Blues Blues
33/ Naive Bastard Boogie
34/ Thank God For That Earthquake
35/ Stupid Dumb Animals
36/ I’ll Find It Myself
37/ I Look Good In Stubbies
38/ Aunt Dolly’s Annual Leg Wax
39/ In Bed By 10.30
40/ Beauty Is All Around
41/ I Sleep Next To Our Dunny 42/ Uncle Bert Made Himself A Toupee
43/ I Don’t Wanna Go To Work
44/ Waiting To Inhale
45/ I Loved You Mrs Feschuk
46/ Sadder Than Me
47/ 972 Reasons
48/ Universal Remedies
49/ I Taught Your Wife
50/ Noel’s Quitting Time Song
51/ I’ve Adjusted My Medication 52/ Cool Hand Lucas
53/ Why I’m Unhappy
54/ You Sucked The Life Outta Me
55/ Uncle Bert’s Back Yard
56/ The Needy Bastard
57/ Hippie… I Don’t Care
58/ I Bring Nothing To The Table
59/ My Secret Weapon
60/ I’m Still Missing You
61/ You Really Shouldn’t Dance
62/ A Work In Progress
63/ 953 Days
64/ Garlic Munching Blues
65/ Drunk, Broke and Alone
66/ I Wish I Was A Tuvan Throat Singer
67/ Ethelred The Turtle
68/ House For Sale
69/ Calling You Again Baby
70/ The Ballad Of Tone
71/ My Missus Blues
72/ Feeling Myself Again
73/ Train Spitting
74/ The Abandoned Mother's Goodbye Lament
75/ We All Live There
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