Uncle Bert's Secret Shame
By Ross Aubrey
Price: AU$24.95
ISBN: 0-9578527-5-4
Number of Pages: 85
Volume 5 finds Ross at his acerbic best explaining the unexplainable while
traversing territory where no humourist previously considered worthy of visiting.
60 brand new sets of lyrics covering the big issues including Death, Hair-Removal, Sex, Religion, Household Appliances, World Events, Neighbours and Anatomy.
So what is Uncle Bert's Secret Shame? There's only one way to find out.
Index
1/ My Sunday Sermon
2/ Taking It To The Next Level
3/ Blackbeard’s Dirge 4/ The Perfect 10
5/ Fall Down At His Feet
6/ Monkey On My Back
7/ Grab-A-Granny Night
8/ Malevolent Methodist Methane
9/ New Music Enterprises Pty Ltd
10/ So This Is How It Ends
11/ Coming Through…
12/ Repetitive Sex Injury (R.S.I)
13/ When Baaaaa Means No!
14/ Your Place Or Mine ?
15/ Goodbye Cruel World
16/ Why I Love My Street
17/ My Crepe Myrtle
18/ Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore
19/ Mirror Image # 2
20/ Only In It For The Chicks
21/ The Long Journey Home
22/ Me-So-Solly
23/ This One Goes Out
24/ Flirting With Success
25/ Medical Emergency # 472
26/ I’d Love To But…
27/ Five O’Clock Shadows
28/ Pearl Fish & The Sea Cucumber
29/ And On The 7th Day
30/ Anywhere Else But Here
31/ Don’t Fly Me To The Moon
32/ We’ll Meet Again Peckerhead
33/ A Man’s Not A Camel
34/ You Are What You Wear
35/ Och Laddy I Canny
36/ Wish You Were Here
37/ Midwife Crisis
38/ Billy The Goat
39/ Confessions Of An Impersonal Trainer
40/ We Should Paint The Ceiling Beige
41/ No-One Wants To Be A Postman
42/ Past My Prime Time
43/ Please Don’t Invite Me
44/ Where Are My Undies ?
45/ Tell Me Why Is It So?
46/ Picking Up The Pieces
47/ The Day Bozo Chucked A Wobbly
48/ Maybe Next Year Will Be Better
49/ Blue Flame Blues
50/ Are We There Yet ?
51/ The Evolution Of The Tag
52/ What If God…
53/ Just One More Year
54/ Off To A Slow Start
55/ The Great Unknown
56/ From Here To Maternity
57/ The World’s Tallest Midget
58/ Uncle Bert’s Girdle
59/ Seeing My Shrink
60/ My Simple Rules For Drinking
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